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Joke of the Day
"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"
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"My sex life is like a penguin, I don't have a penguin."
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."
"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."
"I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry."
"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"
"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""
"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"