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Joke of the Day

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""

"one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought ""oh the horse is trained for stairs"" and then they both fell"

"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running!"

"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"

"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"