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Joke of the Day
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
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"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."
"Why do black people have bigger penises? TestosTyrone"
"How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free"