162481

Joke of the Day

"How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free"

"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."

"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."

"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."

"So Candlejack walks into a ba"

"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."