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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of philosophers? An argument."
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"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
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"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard Pillow Fight"
"What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?"
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"
"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."
"Today's weather is perfect for running around with your top down. But these kids at Trader Joe's act like they've never seen nipples before"