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Joke of the Day
"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"
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"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I like my cars how I like my women Asian and dirty."
"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."
"My dad used to say me ""what ever you do, don't get killed like a pussy"" and this comes from a man that died in his shed."
"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."
"TFW you wake up and Trump is elected president Going back to sleep now."