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Joke of the Day
"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."
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"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"
"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."
"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"
"Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box."
"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""
"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."
"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."
"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."