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Joke of the Day

"Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me.."

"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."

"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."

"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"

"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day. I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on."

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."