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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"Donald Trump for President."

"My son just said ""I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry"" and I've never understood him better."

"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"

"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."

"just a thought... if Jesus was born a Jew and his father is God, does that mean god is Jewish?"

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."