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Joke of the Day

"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia you no criticize government, government criticize you"

"Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay."

"My girlfriend walked in on me again while I was eating cake frosting she'd hidden in the fridge. I hate getting caught masticating."

"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"

"At this point I'm a little offended the lady at #Chipotle still asks what I want. This is my 4th burrito today. Bitch, I know you know me."

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"

"Friend and I have been playing a new drinking game. We drink every time we need to mask the pain."

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""