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Joke of the Day
"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
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"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin"
"What's a waste of time, wrapped up and is regular near Christmas? Shitty Christmas Jokes"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
"Girl Monster 1: ""I hear you've met the perfect guy."" Girl Monster 2: ""Oh yes he's a bad dream come true!"""
"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"
"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."