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Joke of the Day
"Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay."
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"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."
"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"
"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."
"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."
"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""
"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."
"Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better."