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Joke of the Day

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""

"You know, if I slouch in my chair at just the right angle, my fat rolls into a pretty impressive 3-pack'. Heck, I'm half way to sexy town "

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"What did one piano say to another? CBA"

"Why don't chicken coops have four doors? They would be chicken sedans"

"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"

"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."

"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"