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Joke of the Day
"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."
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"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"
"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."
"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."
"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
"[campfire] And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN [everyone screams in terror]"
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"