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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
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"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."
"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""
"Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment."
"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole."
"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"
"Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?"
"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"
"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""