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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."

"My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin... Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now."

"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"

"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"

"Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal."

"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."

"You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then... you'd better stick to Lego."

"My birthday is this monday and i got 2 early b-day presents. I got 2 socks. One from my dad and one from my sister. Boy did they both hurt..."