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Joke of the Day
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
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"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them."
"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."
"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."
"With only one plug in this hospital room it's not looking good for Nana's respirator if my phone battery dies and I have a good tweet."
"What do you call a long line at a cookout? A barbequeue."