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Joke of the Day

"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"

"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."

"My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn."

"The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise."