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Joke of the Day
"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"
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"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
"What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"
"I won my first cage fight last night... Fucking Parrot didn't know what hit it."
"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."