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Joke of the Day

"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"

"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."

"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."

"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."