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Joke of the Day

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"I caught a man masturbating in my closet. Did not see that cumming."

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."

"Success is just like being pregnant."