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Joke of the Day

"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"

"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!"

"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."

"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"I've been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information."

"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."

"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"

"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"