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Joke of the Day

"My friend is getting a new car - a ""tangerine"" ford focus. Dad drops this one... Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?"

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard."

"On which day during Black History Month are the kids taught how to Dougie?"

"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."

"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."

"I dropped my phone in the toilet It's ringing wet!"

"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."

"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."

"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"