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Joke of the Day
"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."
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"Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon."
"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."
"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"
"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"
"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""
"[leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? ""Seemed pretty clear I thought"""
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."
"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."
"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."