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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."

"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."

"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."

"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"

"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"

"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."