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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."

"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."

"878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson ""Are we done?"" Police: ""Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."""

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"What does a white trash girl say after sex? Get off me, Dad. You're squishing my smokes."

"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"My parents say I'm too materialistic... Sent this from my new iPhone 6s Plus by the way."

"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"