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Joke of the Day

"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."

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"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
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"A one word joke: Lysdexia."
"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"
"My mate went for a penis enlargement yesterday. Apparently it's now a foot. Worst plastic surgeon ever..."
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""
"What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do."