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Joke of the Day
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
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"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know"
"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."
"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."
"Longest Joke ever Loading..."
"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."