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Joke of the Day

"My mate went for a penis enlargement yesterday. Apparently it's now a foot. Worst plastic surgeon ever..."

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

"You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!"

"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."

"Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria"

"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"

"God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me."