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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"

"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"

"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"

"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"Two guys walk into a bar The first one asks for h20. The second on asks for h20 too. The second guy dies."

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"Why do women get yeast infections? So they can know how it feels to live with an irritating cunt!"

"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"

"I'm going to bang my head into the wall repeatedly. Is that okay? Sure, kid. Knock yourself out."