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Joke of the Day
"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
Next Joke
"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""
"Sleeping guy on the bus has a laughably obvious boner. And now he's waking up. And now he's tweeting about it."
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."
"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."
"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"