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Joke of the Day
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
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"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"
"My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face. I'm lack toes intolerant."
"The person who invented knock knock jokes Deserves a *no-bell* prize"
"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"
"I like to call my dick Metapod.... Cuz all it does is harden"
"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""
"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."
"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"
"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"