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Joke of the Day
"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."
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"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."
"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."
"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."
"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."
"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."
"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."
"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"