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Joke of the Day

"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"

"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"

"So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all ""This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?"

"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"The worst puns are hot dog puns."

"I would never buy a BMW, they're too cheaply made. I mean, they don't even come with turn signals."

"I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician."

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""