107065
Joke of the Day
"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."
Next Joke
"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."
"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."
"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"
"I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... ""Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb."""
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."
"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."