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Joke of the Day
"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."
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"Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."
"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."
"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."
"My daughter was whining about her chores. She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, ""no, just do the floor."""
"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."
"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."
"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
"The worst thing about turning up at the ER drunk at 4am is explaining to the nurse that my 9 year old drove here."