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Joke of the Day
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
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"I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible."
"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."
"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"QA Engineer Goes To A Bar He orders 1 beer. He orders -1 beer. He orders 644644678 beer. He orders a goat. He orders asdfg."
"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."
"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America"
"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"