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Joke of the Day

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"

"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"

"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."

"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"

"What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest!"

"GOOD NEWS... If you make minimum wage you don't have to pay income tax or eat."

"People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch."

"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."

"Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere."

"Why do so many American kids die in school shootings? They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)"