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Joke of the Day
"How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove"
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"So a chick is talking with a puppy ""My mom is the nicest mom ever and keeps me warm"" the chick says. The puppy frowns and says, ""my mom's a bitch."""
"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."
"At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: ""Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."""
"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking behind a 3rd grader. The priest says ""hey we should screw that kid"" The rabbi says ""outta what?'"
"There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are. You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."
"Everyone should learn how to masturbate properly. It comes in handy"
"What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween"
"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""
"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"