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Joke of the Day

"I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it. I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*."

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"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
"Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell no! I do all the drivin'."
"People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number."
"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"
"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"
"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""