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Joke of the Day

"At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: ""Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."""

"""I love garlic bread! Put another loaf in the oven baby""fun song I made up at dinner. RT to show my family they're wrong & the song is good"

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"

"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."

"My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering)."

"What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest"

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."