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Joke of the Day

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"My phone bill was huge this month. A couple of weeks ago I rang in sick for my wife and her boss asked me what was wrong with her."

"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"

"What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard? Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go."

"Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands."

"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."

"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."