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Joke of the Day
"Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands."
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"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."
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"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."
"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"
"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."
"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"
"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"
"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"
"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"