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Joke of the Day

"Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party."

"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"Kevin and Stuart both named Bob as the sole beneficiary in their wills.... They made him a Multi Minion Heir"

"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""

"What do pizzas and blow jobs have in common... Even when there a bit shit, there still pretty fucking good."

"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."

"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"