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Joke of the Day
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
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"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."
"small joke truth or dare dare order us pizza"
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."
"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"
"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."
"*Opens fortune cookie* ~You just ate cat, you thought was beef."
"Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? He kept getting pyro-technicalities."
"9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole ""i don't give a shit anymore"" pizzas"
"What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement."