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Joke of the Day

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"

"OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as ""we,"" then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as ""we."""

"I texted my wife with ""ROTFHAHA"" & she replied with ""LMAO"" so I don't think she understands that I'm having a heart attack."

"I always forget the name Lance is short for ""Ambulance"""

"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."

"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."