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Joke of the Day

"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""

"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."

"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""

"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"

"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""

"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"

"Best joke ever? my life"

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."

"Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, ""Gosh, it's hot in here"", and the other sausage says, ""JESUS CRIST, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE"""