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"TIFU by making an overused joke. Reddit"
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"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""
"What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill"
"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."
"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"
"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."
"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."
"What's the difference between the Serengeti and the White House? In the Serengeti there are African lions, but in the White House there's a lyin' African."
"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"