206027
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"
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"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."
"So it's been a few days since Phil and Ken got married under Irish law... And already Phil wants to Kilkenny"
"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"
"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"
"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""
"Three guys are drinking methanol. ""Quickly, let's finish the bottle, it's getting dark already,"" one of them observes."
"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."