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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"
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"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."
"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."
"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"
"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"
"Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot."
"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"
"I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal."
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. YOU'RE THE MAILMAN. I'M ED QUEER. THIS IS MY FAMILY. WE JUST MOVED IN. I'LL SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE. SORRY IM YELLING."