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Joke of the Day
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"
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"What is DNA The national dyslexic association."
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year."
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."
"The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in."
"my uber driver said today, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left"""