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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Black Abortion Clinic? Crime Stoppers. I'm going to hell"

"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."

"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."

"Her: ""Is that you in your avi?"" Me: ""No, it's a picture of me."""

"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"

"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."