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Joke of the Day
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
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"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"
"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."
"Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!"
"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"lol these ppl ""don't see race"" right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they're 18th century anthropologists"
"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."