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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."
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"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""
"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"
"*deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles"
"A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door. a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip"
"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."
"""Mom, I hate the word, 'Hemorrhoid'. It's like a weird planet. Hi,I'm Hemorroidian! Or oh no! A hemorrhoid is headed 4 Earth!"" -my 12yr old"
"She puts the hot in psychotic"
"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."